Paris Hilton is driving under influence with sister Nicky and friend Nicole Richie in the car when they meet with a terrible accident. All three of them are killed instantly and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, Nicky Hilton accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.